My name is Bubba-Q. I’m a fully functional barbeque made from recycled materials. When I’m grilling a meal for family and friends, smoke comes out of my eyes, nose, and mouth. I lost my right hand in a meatpacking accident a few years back, but that doesn’t stop me from lending a helping hand. Let me hold your drink and pass you the spatula so you can get your barbeque on.
It was nice to meat you!
Your BBQ buddy,